'rith ([info]kerithwyn) wrote,
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Only you can prevent badfic

A conversation I meant to post, after reading an interview:

marc andreyko: If I could make Hawkman gay, I would in a second.
marc andreyko: How cool would it be [if] Hawkgirl came back as a guy?
marc andreyko: Carter had to have been gay at least once before.

'rith: We really should make Nika write the Carter-was-a-woman story.
'rith: because really
Smitty: yes!
'rith: or Carter's-gay-incarnation
'rith: because also, really
'rith: *has a terrible, horrible, really bad no good idea*
'rith: did you ever read Camelot 3000?
Smitty: nope
'rith: ok, then this won't make any sense
'rith: but the whole reincaranted lovers as same gender thing? done there
Smitty: cool
'rith: so there was the terrible idea of making that Tristan and Isolde the reincarnates of Carter and Shiera. yeah. awful
Smitty: so yes, we need gender bending Carter
'rith: yes
Smitty: manly nipples or not
'rith: HEE
'rith: *laughing* and I'd make Carter into Isolde, you know, the really girly one. Girl-Tristan was still super butch.
'rith: STOP ME.
Smitty: DO IT
Smitty: you know you want to
'rith: NO IT'S TERRIBLE.
'rith: and no one will get it.
Smitty: the people who read both will LOVE
'rith: *snort*

There aren't actually enough words to describe how much I'm not writing this.
Tags: comics, wip

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[info]miss_porcupine

October 24 2005, 17:17:34 UTC 6 years ago

Wait! How did I become the best choice to write Queer!Carter? Not that I think Andreyko's wrong.....

[info]kerithwyn

October 24 2005, 17:18:44 UTC 6 years ago

Because you're the only one who might actually, conceivably, WRITE Carter. At all.

You know you wanna.

[info]miss_porcupine

October 24 2005, 17:23:25 UTC 6 years ago

I've also read Camelot 3000 (actually, now that I think about it, so has Alan Heinberg)....

*sticks fingers in ears and sings* lalalalalala

[info]kerithwyn

6 years ago

[info]jarodrussell

October 24 2005, 17:19:19 UTC 6 years ago

If Hawkgirl's a guy, does that mean he's in drag while wearing the costume? Or would he be Hawkboy?

[info]kerithwyn

October 24 2005, 17:20:49 UTC 6 years ago

I suppose (s)he's be Hawkboy. But it's the personality inside that counts. ;)

[info]jarodrussell

October 24 2005, 17:28:17 UTC 6 years ago

Hmm, ok.

I would like to add that, Hawkman is teh gay already. ;)

[info]kerithwyn

6 years ago

[info]wabbitseason

October 24 2005, 17:21:58 UTC 6 years ago

*has read Camelot 3000 and is trying not to laugh hysterically at this idea*

[info]kerithwyn

October 24 2005, 17:26:29 UTC 6 years ago

*grin* It's so HORRIBLE. I almost love it. But still not writing it.

*peers hopefully*

[info]wabbitseason

October 24 2005, 17:35:40 UTC 6 years ago

Unfortunately it brings to mind that damn [info]dc_flashfiction thing I started for the Skippy list challenge. ("Past lives have no affect on the chain of command." "Even if I'm suddenly a girl?")

[info]kerithwyn

6 years ago

[info]nute

October 24 2005, 17:23:58 UTC 6 years ago

I have actually read Camelot 3000. So bad. SO BAD!

But since it's ALREADY involved with the freaky reincarnation, and if all the 3000-era people are supposed to be the reincarnation of the original Knights, wouldn't that imply that Carter and Shiera were Tristan and Isolde originally?

[info]kerithwyn

October 24 2005, 17:37:55 UTC 6 years ago

heeeeee.

Oh, sure. It'd be deja vu all over again...squared. :D

[info]merhawk

October 24 2005, 18:17:13 UTC 6 years ago

Oh gods, I'm trying to not laugh my ass off over here.

You soooo need to do this.

[info]kerithwyn

October 24 2005, 18:22:57 UTC 6 years ago

I really, really don't. But I'm glad it made you laugh. ^_^

[info]merhawk

October 24 2005, 18:25:50 UTC 6 years ago

I really, really don't.

Yes, yes you do. You just have too much else to do already. *grin*

I'll cajole and/or bribe if it helps... *gdr*

But I'm glad it made you laugh. ^_^

And I really needed the laugh, too! So thanks!

[info]devilc

October 24 2005, 18:26:40 UTC 6 years ago

Wait, are you trying to tell me Hawkman *isn't* getting something on the down-low from the Atom?

Because shit, he's taken the guy out to dinner at a nice restaurant. Twice, IIRC.

And Ray does spend *a lot* of time perched up on Carter's shoulders.

[info]kerithwyn

October 24 2005, 18:28:12 UTC 6 years ago

ha!

...oddly, that's one slashy possiblity I'm not so much into, because I have my own plans for Ray and they must remain Pure.

OTOH, Smitty and I got a lot of mileage out of Sand staring at Carter's giant nipples over in JSA....

[info]devilc

October 24 2005, 19:56:13 UTC 6 years ago

Yes, Sand's all upset because the wrong Hawk jumped him.

[info]smittywing

October 24 2005, 18:37:48 UTC 6 years ago

DO IT! You know you want to.

[info]maneaterlad

October 24 2005, 18:57:05 UTC 6 years ago

Carter. Even with girlparts. Terrifying.
This prompted a really disturbing visual for moi.
*goes to lie down*

[info]caiusmajor

October 24 2005, 19:36:17 UTC 6 years ago

OMIGOD. Someone must write this! ANY OF THIS.

[info]devilc

October 24 2005, 19:58:23 UTC 6 years ago

Which any, because I can go to the Carter/Ray place.

(As an aside, The Shade just whispered in my ear that he and Scalphunter bumped into Nighthawk and Cinnamon back in the day.)

[info]caiusmajor

October 25 2005, 00:26:40 UTC 6 years ago

Carter/Ray is DEFINITELY included in "any of this". *g* Write it!

The Shadefic is also encouraged, although less so, as I know very little about Nighthawk and Cinnamon.

[info]kitchendinah

October 24 2005, 20:43:32 UTC 6 years ago

...why would we want to prevent badfic?

[info]foenix

October 25 2005, 00:55:32 UTC 6 years ago

Wait wait, Hawkgirl already DID come back as a guy.

Kinda.

Or was she Hawkwoman at the time?

Too many Hawks...

[info]firewolfsg

October 25 2005, 04:52:11 UTC 6 years ago

I've read Camelot 3000.

'rith: *laughing* and I'd make Carter into Isolde, you know, the really girly one. Girl-Tristan was still super butch.
'rith: STOP ME.


Bwahahahaha! Do it! Do it!

It's not bad fic if you write it.
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